|The Lord of Rings|
- Miss Donovan: "'The Lord of the Rings'?"
- Mr. Monkeyshines: "Historically incorrect."
- — Mr. Monkeyshines trying to through out Magic School's copy of 'The Lord of the Rings'.[src]
The Lord of the Rings is an epic high-fantasy novel written by Professor J.R.R. Tolkien and published in 1954. A copy of the book was kept at Magic School in the library, but the Literature professor, Mr. Monkeyshines, attempted to through out the book, despite the protests of the librarian, Miss Donovan.